7 Reasons why you should have tiny boobs

7. While all your girlfriends complain about their giant drooping breasts reaching their knees, you can feel good about the fact that your small drooping breasts will never make it past your waist.
6. Your chest has that chic Kate Moss look, and you didn't even need to snort cocaine to make it happen.
5. Two words, with regard to men: eye contact.
4. No need to buy new bras after fourth grade.
3. Hours of fun as you and your man fight over who has the bigger breasts.
2. Nothing impeding the fabulous view of your giant gut.
1. The joy of being descibed by others as a girl with a pretty face and a really great personality.

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